This is just embarrassing for JD Vance

JD Vance was born of the internet. It was the internet that hatched him, Twitter that gave birth to the living, walking, talking meme who currently occupies the VP slot.

This new species of sub-humans — the internet trolls, the dim-witted ones who cannot forge face-to-face connections and would likely turn to stone if ever they tried — can be traced directly to the Trump administration.

They can’t talk as regular humans do. Instead, they use “netspeak” as their primary language, which mainly consists of inflaming others, dragging them down, or goading people for the sole purpose of bringing anyone they come into contact with to their lowest and most undignified level.

During a press conference on Friday, this — this — this THING called Vance made fun of Senator Alex Padilla, who, as I am sure you know, was recently manhandled by ICE. Vance, however, referred to the great Senator as Jose Padilla. His misnaming him, insulting him and ALL Latinos, started an uproar that has not come close to ending yet.

Governor Newsom, who is not an internet-created troll but a human being, wasted no time in calling out the beady-eyed, bumbling fool and dared Vance to say that to his face. He won’t. I say this because Vance is the personification of an internet bully.

Because he has no identity and no core function in this vast universe, he spends his days insulting and disrespecting others and pretty much doing nothing else. I cannot even imagine having this man as a FRIEND, but I am not so sure any of Vance’s “friends” actually exist, and if they do, they’re fair-weather friends at the very least.

People who are happy and at peace with themselves have no need to engage in such behavior. The fact that Vance has not stopped doing this type of thing illustrates his alienation from society, his utter irrelevance as a VP and person, and also demonstrates why many people loathe him.

JD Vance was born of the internet. And on that internet he will stay, making occasional appearances to insult and say stupid things. It is all he has in his VERY vert empty life. If JD Vance could meld himself to the internet, he would, I am sure. As it stands now, Vance seems to spend far more time disrespecting people than doing his JOB, whatever said job may be.