Ted Cruz and his squirming army of worms

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To listen to Raphael “Ted” Cruz speak isn’t pleasant. It isn’t pleasant because, like the orange insurrectionist who insulted his wife and father, every word out of the Texas Senator’s mouth — is bullshit.

The latest in the ongoing lies of Raphael is to assume a serious expression as he talks about the “rioting” Democrats will do if Roe is overturned. Raphael was speaking to Sean Hannity when he began his marathon of extreme bullshit.

Bringing up the murder of George Floyd and the protests, Cruz said there could be a great deal of rioting from democrats if Roe is overturned. But the best was yet to come. Raphael actually came out and said he’d not be surprised if Attorney General Merrick Garland were out there rioting himself.

The thing to understand about Raphael is he is a squirming army of worms. His smarmy and oozing deception is so obvious, the man should make t-shirts saying, “I’m Ted Cruz, and I’m full of shit.”

Do you know what I think, dear readers? I think — and this is just my opinion — that Raphael would LOVE it if there were rioting. I think he’d be GLEEFUL over it. But the fact is there won’t be because WE ARE NOT THEM.


Unlike Maga, we do not storm the Capitol when we don’t get our way. We don’t defecate on the Capitol floors. We don’t beat people up or threaten to hang politicians. This is because we have maturity. We know what laws are, and we abide by them. Mr. Raphael Cruz needs to don that “bullshit” t-shirt because he is going to be a very disappointing camper when absolutely nothing happens.

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