Take that, Samuel Alito!
Many of you may have heard of the Satanic Temple. It was created many years ago to be a “Satanic faith-based organization” that “would meet the requirements to receive government benefits.” It’s mission, as they state, is to “encourage benevolence and empathy” and to “: reject tyrannical authority.”
Why am I writing about this organization? Will — they have a snarky streak and also want to help women obtain abortions. So they are opening a facility to do just that. Telehealth screenings will be offered for women as well as abortion pills. It will launch in new Mexico on February 14. And many are talking about this new clinic. Why? Because of its name.
What is the name of this new facility? “The Samuel Alito’s mom’s satanic abortion clinic.” Oh no Sammy! Oh no! See, Mr. Alito that’s what you get for all that talk about witches! Somebody heard you!
“The Samual Alito’s Mom ‘s Satanic Abortion Clinic is named in honor of someone whose lack of options in 1950 forced the rest of us to pay the price.” I have a feeling this clinic will do really really well! Thanks Mr. Alito for providing the inspiration for this creative name choice.