“Secretary of State” Marco Rubio is making a fool of himself already

This week, Secretary of State and republican robot Marco Rubio declared that Donald J Trump is perfectly serious about buying Greenland. He means it, Marco Rubio explained. Donald Trump may well mean it but Greenland does not want to be bought and has said so again and again and again and again and again.
The good people of Greenland have said they are not for sale. Donald Trump appears not to hear that, and, for that matter, neither does Marco Rubio. Rubio appeared on Republican Hack and has-been Megyn Kellyโs podcast, which few people watch. He reiterated the Trump administrationโs passion for buying the country that wants nothing to do with the Trump administration.
This is not a joke, Rubio said soberly. This writer thinks it is a joke I referred to Trumpโs presidency and little Marco being in the Attorney General. This is not about acquiring land for the sake of acquiring land, Marco Rubio rambled profoundly. This is for national security.
Can someone please explain to me why we need Greenland so very much? This is a question that few journalists are asking but I for one, would like to know the answer. What has happened recently to warrant this desperate need for Greenland
This is, of course, a rhetorical question because there is nothing, absolutely nothing, that has occurred that make us need this country. Trump is a murderous and floundering wannabe dictator, and he has fastened his beady little eyes on the wildflower that is Greenland. Heโs not going to get it, however, and all the sweat that Marco Rubio is undoubtedly shedding in his new role as AG will not help the Trump administration at all.
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