Russia just entered the Donald Trump vs Elon Musk feud

It flashes through the sky! Bright and glitzy, its wings take it far, far away from America, leaving a trail, a haze in the air as the plane flies through the night on its way to its new destination! R-R-E-RUSSIA?! One never knows. This is something we really knew would be part of the script.
In the wake of Hurricane Trusk, (I’ve combined the names Musk and Trump) President Putin of Russia is weighing in. What a surprise! Putin has offered Elon Musk sanctuary — come to Russia! If Donnie bothers you too much, come to Russia, and we will give you political asylum.
You can’t — you JUST CANNOT make this shit up. Well, you never know. Musk may need to take him up on it. Already, Steve mentally confused Bannon has weighed in, ordering Trump to have Musk deported. This really is entertaining. I do hope you all have gobs of popcorn on hand.
Dmitry Novikov CAME OUT and said it– offering political asylum to Musk if he should so need it. He also said Musk is “playing a completely different game.” Now Russia has been pulled into this. Ah, Russia — the third twin in this delightful tale.
I imagine Trump cannot be too happy about this offer made to Musk. The Kremlin did stress that all the quibbling is an internal matter,” but that isn’t stopping many from speculating how much fun Russia is having at Donald’s expense. Donald, of course, would not know he is the butt of ANY joke since his brain is now deep underwater, sleeping with the fishies.
So we’ll see where this goes. Russia, for now, has indeed entered the room, and like ALL of us, they’re watching with interest what happens next with these two unstable and mad sociopaths.