One flew over the cuckoo’s nest

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Weird. A tiny word that holds such huge ramifications. As you know, weird now has a new meaning. Its new meaning is the GOP. “They’re soooo weird.” Remember that commercial for Keri lotion? “Keri is so very.” Well, I can see a new commercial. “Republicans are so very…” WEIRD.

Weird is the flower that has bloomed bigly; weird is the garden filled with strange, odd, and extremely WEIRD GOP weirdos. WEIRD is all over the damn place! And it has triggered them. The GOP does not know how to combat “weird”

As a result of all the weird memes and taunts, their response is to — get weirder. Allow me, if you will, to tell you a few stories about this weirdness. Far be it from me to keep such a thing a secret.

Let’s start with the weirdest — Calling JD Vance! You’re up first.

“Childless cabal.”

Yep — that’s JD again, in an appearance on America First hosted by Sebastian Gorka.

Vance also became a bit hysterical on this podcast, saying, “If you want to brainwash children, have your own kids to brainwash. Leave your hands of mine!”

Such stupidity! Such paranoia! Trump’s VP selection is just plain weird. But he ain’t got nothing on Fox non-news.

“The folowing story is real. These participants are not actors. Well — maybe they are.”

Fox’s Jesse Watters, a living fraternity brother meme, announced somberly that he’d heard that men who vote for women politicians – turn into women.

CALLING CUCKOO’S NEST – WE HAVE ANOTHER!

Democratic women are unhappy in bed because Democratic men are lousy in the sack. Hello, Ted Cruz. I suppose it was inevitable that Ted Cruz would enter the weird chat. Where would weird be without him?

This comment was actually made a couple of years ago but was unearthed by cool Twitter sleuths. As of less than 24 hours ago, it was making its way across the site at a rate faster than the speed of light.

I realize “in bed,” and Cruz should never be mentioned in the same sentence, but this is the weirdness we’re talking about!

Then there’s North Carolina nutter Mark Robinson who is running for governor (North Carolina — just say no.) He had made a comment about Gymnast Simone Biles that also resurfaced. Robinson mocked the gymnast, calling her a weak gymnast.

Andrew Klavin, the host of the Daily Wire, went nuts, saying that women inherently can’t take care of themselves, and so it’s men to the rescue! He also defended men’s “wanting lots of women” and said that although we’re not gorillas, we ARE related to them, so it’s fair that the strongest of the men wants the most women.

You are not alone if you’re staring at this story wide-eyed while laughing in hysterics. So look to your right and look to your left!

BEHOLD THE GOP!! BEHOLD THE WEIRD!

They are those kids in school we all voted “most likely to become a stalker.’ They are those muttering men at the bar who look around while talking to themselves. They’re the cranky old neighbor screaming, “Get off my lawn!” They are WEIRDO’S, and it’s time to scream that fact to the masses!

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