Donald Trump is having a bad day today. He’s screwed up his press briefings so badly, he’s had to stop holding them. He hasn’t been able to golf or hold rallies for some time now. He’s stuck home alone, with a pathetic existence and a failing presidency, and nothing left but his infamous Twitter account. You can guess how this went. Also, he’s illiterate and he’s an idiot, which doesn’t help his cause.
It was bad enough that Trump had just finished posting an illiterate rant about a “hamberger” before deleting it. He then decided to tackle the trickier topic of Pulitzer Prizes, which he now thinks are Nobel Prizes. Or as Trump thinks they’re called, “Noble Prizes.” Trump tweeted this:
When will all of the “reporters” who have received Noble Prizes for their work on Russia, Russia, Russia, only to have been proven totally wrong (and, in fact, it was the other side who committed the crimes), be turning back their cherished “Nobles” so that they can be given to the REAL REPORTERS & JOURNALISTS who got it right. I can give the Committee a very comprehensive list. When will the Noble Committee DEMAND the Prizes back, especially since they were gotten under fraud? The reporters and Lamestream Media knew the truth all along Lawsuits should be brought against all, including the Fake News Organizations, to rectify this terrible injustice. For all of the great lawyers out there, do we have any takers? When will the Noble Committee Act? Better be fast!
Not only is Trump threatening retaliation against the reporters who won the Nobel Prizes, he also appears to be threatening the Nobel Committee. Wait til he finds out there are five separate Nobel Committees. Also, wait til he finds out it’s not a “Noble Prize.” He’s going to be really upset when he finds out journalists win the Pulitzer Prize, not the Nobel Prize or the Noble Prize. This guy is totally, totally losing it – and the day is barely half over.
Bill Palmer is the publisher of the political news outlet Palmer Report