Marco Rubio crashes and burns like a complete idiot
When human-robot Marco Rubio suffered his famous malfunction onstage in that Republican debate, many thought the android’s political career was effectively over. I was one of those people.
Alas, it was not to be. Like a phoenix rising from the ashes, so Rubio’s batteries recharged, and he came back as a United States Senator for the great state of Florida. But now we are looking to unseat the mechanical man. Only it won’t be easy. That is because — it’s Florida. No political race is ever easy in Florida.
But we have a great candidate in Rep. Val Demings. And we also have our greatest weapon — Marco Rubio himself.
Rubio is still as robotic as ever. And as you well know, Robots are not perfect. Sometimes they make mistakes. In Rubio’s case — they happen more than with other candidates. One just recently occurred.
Omicron is all over, it would seem. In my state, places are closing like crazy. Yet, Rubio seems blissfully unaware of all this. Because per NewsOne, he tweeted about Omicron — and in a stunning display of insensitive and clueless cruelty called the concerns “irrational hysteria.”
The robot was obviously not operating on a full battery. Last Friday. Florida had 75,900 new cases. Thank you, Rubio, for showing everyone you don’t give a damn about the state you represent.
But it’s up to us to get the word out. Do you think most in the media will cover this closely? I doubt it.
If you live in Florida, know anyone who lives in Florida or might be moving there — please show them this article. This will be a tough race, and we must get the word out. Let’s elect a real human being in Florida and unseat a clueless and cruel corporately owned machine.
