Karma just hit DOGE hard
The following story, my dear friends, is real. The following story will fill your souls with sunbeams. The following story proves that Karma is alive and well and, for now anyway, is inhabiting the United States. Karma: Karma is inscrutable, a traveling gypsy busily moving from place to place as she metes out appropriate punishments to those who dared to put themselves in her line of vision.
DOGE. DOGE is responsible for ruining so many lives. As they cheerfully went about their business firing people and ruining too many lives to count, DOGE is now — is now — is now the hapless victim of: KAR-MA, BABY, KARMA!
It is now being reported (and this is from MANY media outlets) that some staffers over at DOGE are terrified — simply terrified — of losing their jobs! This is due to the Trump/Musk feud. The Wall Street Journal reports that DOGE staffers are starting to wilt in the Republican sun — as they “are now in fear of” losing their employment.”
Reportedly, DOGE staffers have been texting — who are they texting? Why each other, of course! They are wondering if their jobs are on the chopping block due to all the fallout. Now — all this breaking news of DOGE’s whininess about saving their asses prompted Amazon Web Services Senior Engineer Alex Wood to post the following DELICIOUS response to this news: “It’s a shame that they cut research funding because even with recent advances we still don’t have a violin small enough for this.”
Federal employees who were themselves fired are also having a field day with this news. With DOGE, they f’ed around, and boy, oh boy, are they finding out! It is glorious, simply glorious, and you know something? The more they fret, the more Karma will be merciless, I am sure, in taking a nice big juicy bite out of the DOGE apple.
