JD Vance flips out

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Ohio Republican Senatorial Candidate JD Vance appears to be flipping out. The Hillbilly Trump sycophant is now resorting to utter hysteria to win his Senate race against Tim Ryan. His latest accusation against Ryan is being described as “Mad-Libs for bigots.”

It happened on Thursday evening when Tucker Carlson was interviewing Vance — one of the few (shows?) the Hillbilly Prince will appear on. Vance began to show signs of Hillbilly paranoia — accusing Tim Ryan of “flooding” America with illegal aliens.”

He then promised that if Ryan wins in Ohio, he will use American tax money to fund “gender reassignment surgeries” for those nasty illegals. Gender reassignment series? WHERE do they come up with this stuff? The cat-hater then insisted that this “was exactly what Tim Ryan is doing.”

Did Vance REALLY think this was the hill to die on? Could he possibly have believed people would take him seriously? Not only did people not take him seriously, but Vance began to be the butt of many a joke on social media — probably because he IS a joke — Ohio’s joke. Vance is likely very worried because he cannot shake Tim Ryan no matter how hard he tries — or doesn’t try.

The thing is — Vance really ISN’T trying. I do not know what his daily life consists of, but campaign events are not one of them. If he were MY employee, he’d have been fired long ago. “We can’t find Vance with a search warrant” is the regular complaint of Ohio republicans.

   

This is because Vance has the dubious honor of running possibly the worst Ohio campaign in history. If he wins it won’t be through any effort on his part. Some have even speculated JD WANTS to lose. Perhaps subconsciously, he does as he is certainly doing and saying everything possible to lose his own race.

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