It’s official: everyone hates Elon Musk

America the beautiful. And she is gorgeous! I would like to talk a bit about this irreplaceable beauty of America. I’ve seen a bit of it. Allow me to share where and how I’ve seen it. I’ve touched golden-white sands on Florida beaches, and felt the warm tropical waters shimmer around me. I’ve spent time hundreds of feet underground studying the rich and deep beauty of American caves. I’ve seen the beauty of her cities, felt the hot asphalt, of Phoenix, Dallas, New York, and Los Angeles.

I’ve stood atop snow-covered mountains in Colorado, and heard my voice echo across the glimmering horizons of a little (or big) something called the Grand Canyon. I’ve inhaled the sights and smells of New England and explored Maine’s rocky coastlines. I’ve relaxed on New Hampshire’s clear lakes in paddle boats and laughed with exuberance as the taste of fresh seafood filled my palate. Yes, America is a long, unending scribe of joy that tells and shows tales of wild beauty and lands. Elon Musk laughs at ALL of this. Along with our lands, we see beauty in the people who gather on them.

Some people have lost jobs, seen their savings shrivel, and been left in pain, wondering, “When does it end?” And he laughed. Elon Musk laughed — loudly, laughed with derision at AMERICA AND AMERICANS. According to a report from Rolling Stone, Musk has frequently talked to confidants. In these conversations, he says he’s getting sob stories from people about how their lives have been destroyed — by HIM.

“Wrecked.” As a response, he is sending laughing emojis. You know those little pesky laugh-cry emojis? Well, that is what Elon is using to show how these people make him feel. Laughing. Enjoying, not America’s beauty, but her pain. America’s pain. Laughs, laughing, in response. What type of sadist DOES this?

Ben Vizzachero is a wildlife biologist. He was one of the many fired by Elon Musk. He documents how to approach Musk at Trump’s address before Congress. “Am I a waste?” he asked Musk, plaintively, “Am I a waste?” According to him — Musk SMIKRED. “What would you say you do here?” Musk coldly replied, quoting a line from the legendary film Office Space.

How our lands cry for these people! We love them even if Musk sneers and laughs. Luckily, most reports say Musk will soon be on his way. Everyone hates him, these reports say. Everyone. With good reason, would you not say? With good reason.