It’s about to rain on Donald Trump’s parade

Donald Trump, the world’s most insecure wannabe dictator, is naturally holding a military parade in Washington DC. We all appreciate and support the military, but Trump is trying to use our military as pawns in his evil yet incompetent thirst for power. But it’s about to rain on Trump’s parade.
When I say that, I mean it literally. The weather forecast is calling for an 80% chance of thunderstorms in Washington DC on the day of Trump’s proposed parade. That means it might not even be able to happen. Given how afraid Trump is of getting his hair wet, he might end up postponing the parade for his own sake, even if the military is willing and able to go through with it.
This is rapidly amounting to yet another humiliating failure for Donald Trump. Usually it’s his incompetence or senility that foils his plans. This time it looks like maybe God is stepping in.