In your dreams, Donald Trump

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It grows in the wilds, lush lands surrounding it. It is fiercely independent, its petals wide-open and friendly to all, but also glowing with individuality, contentment, and self-sufficiency. It will not be trapped nor broken by outsiders. It is Greenland. And during Donald Trump’s despicable, disgusting, senile, speech where he tried to bully Greenland, it was difficult not to snicker at the old broken down, orange, failing, withering on the vine, traitor.

One way or another, idiot proclaimed during his agonizingly boring speech which not a whole heck of a lot of people watched, Greenland will be ours. In your dreams, old smeller. Never in reality. Perhaps you’ve heard the expression: if you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you it’s yours, if it doesn’t, it never was. This phrase has been around forever, but it shows how Donald-senile Trump cannot love anything.

He doesn’t love Greenland. He wants to possess them. He wants total ownership. but Greenland’s leader has once again come out, and said what Trump wants can never EVER be. The Prime Minister reiterated yet again that Greenland is not for sale. He also said Greenland is very friendly and welcoming to the United States, but they have no desire to be PART of Denmark nor America:

“We do not want to be Americans, nor Danes.”

“We are not for sale, and cannot be taken.”

They simply want to stay independent.

“Americans and their leader must understand that,” Prime Minister Egede wrote on Facebook.

And so they should. There is nothing, nothing on this beautiful green earth that Donald Trump can ever do to chase and conquer THIS gazelle. Greenland will never be his , never never never, and everyone with any sense knows this to be the truth.

So, in short, Greenland belongs to nobody. Trump will never have her, just like Donald Trump, will never have an agile mind, human decency, or any chance of any intelligent world leader ever taking him at ALL seriously.

Dear Palmer Report readers: at this crucial time in our nation's history, we're ramping up our fight againstย the Trump regime on the editorial and activism fronts. We're adding staff. We're expanding our publication schedule. We're working with activist groups to coordinate messaging. We're not giving up without a fight. Our fight requires resources.ย We need to raise $3,271ย to continue our fight against Trump. Pleaseย click here to donate whatย you can.