Gym Jordan

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I once had the pleasure of going on animal safari. There is no better way to experience the beauty of the wild in their natural environments than safaris. They enable one to go into nature to observe the beauty of all that is our outdoor friends.

We saw tigers and giraffes. We saw gazelles and camels and beautiful llamas. Some of them yelled . Some called to us. It was an adventure. It is something I would recommend for any animal lover.

It is quite natural when animals howl — and yell — and speak to us in their native tongue. It is quite another when humans do this. One thing we did not see on this safari was Gym Jordan. Jungle Gym. Jungle Gym shouts as loudly as the most primitive beasts. And yet it is not natural. It is not natural at ALL for one human to be so angry all the time.

Many say it is an act. I disagree. I certainly am not saying some don’t wear political masks. But Jungle Gym is entirely too comfortable in his chosen role. Such anger! What does he do with all that rage when he’s not on the House floor?

Why Jungle Gym makes threats, of course. What else could one as empty-headed as him DO with his pitiful life? It has barely been night and a day since Jack Smith was announced as the special counsel to investigate Trump. And now Jungle Gym is already screaming.

His screams have no rhyme, reason, beginning, or end. Amid these screams are a few words. He went on Fox and told host Maria Bartiromo that he might look into investigating Jack Smith. Jungle Gym wants to examine the special council before he’s actually DONE anything.

And I write about this not because I’m angry. I am amused. Jungle Gym, you see, is a big reason why I believe the GOP lost as badly as they did. The “exhausted majority” isn’t just a catch-phrase. It’s real. And one of the things the American people are tired of is screaming.


Years of Jungle Gym’s screams — among others. Who WOULDN’T be driven halfway insane by it all? So let him investigate — and investigate. All these investigations will do is likely win us the House back in 2024. So go forward, Jungle Gym, into the quiet night. Keep on screaming and draining the nerves of the American people. And then watch us win — again.

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