FELON DON
I simply love stories like this. I really do. Well, well, well. What have we here? It’s Donald Trump. And we love him, we smile upon him, we drink a loving cup to him! He brings us deep joy as we gaze upon him. Yes, this man was made for a royal Dais.
I DO speak of Donald John Trump. Yes, I do! Oh wait — not THAT Donald! Silly rabbits! Not the orange THING of cheese-burgers and lies and trash talk. No — I refer to ANOTHER Donald John Trump — also known as: FELON DON!
Yes, there is something new in DC — proudly displayed on the Ellipse. It’s Felon Don! This large inflatable Trump is quite the amusing decor. It currently holds court, like a golden knight, as it stands, making its truth about who Trump REALLY is, known.
And we must not forget the ever-so-regal prison bars surrounding it. I do like that. Does this not sound like the real Donald Trump? Felon Don! Artist Taran Brar, who created this delightful inflatable, said he’s simply doing his public duty.
I do love this. The only thing that would’ve made it even better would have perhaps been a cheeseburger in old inflatable Don’s hand. Still, this is welcome news. After all, Donald Trump wouldn’t be Donald Trump without of mockery, and this certainly sounds like exquisite mockery — and wonderful and creative artistry to me.
