Donald Trump’s taco disaster
Who knew the American people hated Tacos so much? Of course, we’re speaking here of (not the food) but the person. “Taco, Taco.” As you know, Trump has been dubbed with the generous and accurate name of “TACO” — “Trump always chickens out.”
Taco, Taco. I mean, it’s just great. Has anyone made a DOLL of him yet? Seriously, you wind it up, and it says: “Taco, Taco.” However, our emotionally maladaptive president does not appear to like such a name as this. When a journalist brought up this inventive and sparkly nickname for the bratty beast, Trump lashed out in anger, and now that’s all people are talking about.
Chicken! Trump received this tender, loving spoonful of Taco because his trade policies suck, and he is incapable of following through on any decision he makes regarding said policies. However, Mr. Trump does not seem to appreciate the nickname he’s been given, and it’s causing him to act out in mysterious ways.
Trump, after being cornered by this journalist, proceeded to boast about how “Hot” America is right now. Summer IS moving in, but that isn’t the hot he was talking about. Only he is wrong on this, too. America is not hot. America is, in fact, a joke right now, as countries laugh their collective asses off at us because we have a nincompoop for a president.
Anyway, this nickname is causing a lot of amusement among many people, and it fits into our narrative seamlessly. Remember, we want people to mock the Taco; mocking the Taco is a fun-filled activity that should be all-inclusive, and the great thing about it is that anyone can join.
It can be done at home while filing one’s nails, watching TV, sending a tweet, cooking, or cleaning, listening to music, playing the violin, baking cookies, hiking, fishing, swimming, painting, gardening, laughing with friends (lots of room for mockery in this activity), and writing, such as I am doing right now.
It’s like the locomotion — “come on, come on, come on, and mock the Taco with me!” After all, we have found Donnie’s weakness. Well, it’s what we always knew it would be, right? So go ahead and throw your hat in the air, toss your hair back, and SCREAM it from the rooftops: TACO.
