Donald Trump’s inauguration dumpster fire

“Inauguration move slices guest list to almost nothing.” What a headline! It appears this cruddy Trump inauguration is bleeding GUESTS. It will take place INSIDE the Capitol Rotunda. The problem with that is this indoor space holds a minimal amount of people. The space is much tinier than it would have been had it taken place outdoors.
And there are even whispers about the merry gang of tech billionaires who were SUPPOSED to surround his royal traitor on the Daisโwell, what happens now? Topping off the shit Sundae, Maga’s got wind of this, and faster than one could say anger issues, Maga are apparently infuriated and doing what they do best — screaming unintelligible cusses at the unfairness of it all.
We TOLD them — Mother Nature gets the final say. And right now, Mother Nature appears cold, icy, and furious, and unless Republicans wanted to freeze their cowardly buns off, there really was no choice but to move this indoors.
No festivity — no outside inauguration Dais — no chance to have throngs of people on a warm day, with the sun shining brightly. Ronald Reagan in 1985 had his event indoors, and only 96 people attended.
“Arctic blasts.” This is a BAD thing for Donald Trump to have happen. Will ANYONE be there? Your guess is as good as mine. Even if they are, this event will be so diminished, it’ll be almost painful.
Many politicians are saying honestly that all their plans have been thrown into chaos now, and many do not know if they will be there. “Definitely not enough room in the rotunda.” During the swearing-in, Donald Trump may lose his mind and threaten to imprison Mother Nature. LOL. Like THAT could ever, in a million years, happen.
More like the other way around. Mother always knows best, as I’ve said before. And right now Mother is pissed! Mother is pissed and she’s NOT going to take it anymore. From a raucous crowded celebration to a dinky tiny event with people squashed together, in a sweaty room that doesn’t have enough space. Enjoy, Donald!