Donald Trump lays an egg
The price of eggs continues to skyrocket, and there are also egg shortages in many places in the United States of America. Have you noticed, dear readers, that we don’t even hear the word “egg” come out of the mouth of any Republican anymore?
When’s the last time you heard Ted Cruz, Lindsey Graham, or Josh Hawley say the word egg or, for that matter, Fox Non News say the word, egg? This is all they talked about during the election. Now — nothing but the sound of silence.
But we DO need to talk about more than egg PRICES. We need to talk about egg HEISTS. That’s right. Heists. Eggs are being stolen. Trump has not said much about THIS. Antrim Township, Pennsylvania – 100 thousand eggs were stolen from the back of a farm trailer. In Seattle, Washington, several hundred eggs were stolen from a cafe.
Yep, that’s right, egg Heists is popping up all over this country. It’s not exactly a mystery why this is happening It’s a scrambled, upside-down world because of the egg shortages and skyrocketing costs. It’s a sunny side-down world, where we have an idiot for the commander-in-chief who is not talking to the American people about the egg shortage and nobody knows what’s going on unless, of course, they read media outlets like Palmer Report.
So yes, people are now stealing eggs. 8000 cartons of eggs is the amount stolen from the Pennsylvania farm. Donald Trump, who’s busy promoting himself and appointing himself to imaginary positions and moving and undulating in deep waves, wintery blue icy waves of dazed and confused mental meltdowns, has not said anything about this.
Do you think he knows? Do you think he cares? Nope. The only thing Trump gives two shits about is crime and punishment.
