Donald Trump is absolutely miserable
California, to me, is a rainbow, a symphony of color with EVERY COLOR known to humanity as a part of it. California is all-inclusive, and regardless of one’s skin color, background, socioeconomic status, or personality, everyone is welcome.
This is part of why Donald Trump wants to take them over. Of course, he’d pick California. Donald Trump is the king of failed ideas. California is a rock that will. Not. Move. Nothing the convicted felon does will make said rock budge. This is a fact, and it is infuriating our darling little felon.
That might be why Trump came out in favor of the arrest of California Governor Gavin Newsom, a statement that caused this writer to burst into mocking giggles that went on for so long that I had tears falling down my cheeks — tears of laughter.
You know, Newsom has been fantastic throughout this whole thing in Los Angeles. He even dared Trump’s immigration henchman to arrest him, causing said henchman to quickly back off. Newsom, like the state he runs, is as tough as nails.
What, did Donnie think his remark would make Newsom afraid? Hahaha-that ain’t going to happen. The only one shaking in his McDonald’s food-stained boots is Donald Trump. He fears the state of California so much. When asked what crime Newsom committed to warrant any arrest, Trump’s answer revealed his senility as well as the fact that he has truly gone Loco.
According to Donnie Tiny-Hands, Newsom committed the crime of running for Governor. Do you know something, folks? If anything, we must look at this little orange Kling-on with pity. My goodness, what a sad little bastard he is! I’ve said it before: he is the most unhappy person I’ve ever seen. Were Trump to ever sunbathe, he wouldn’t even feel the hot sun; it’d feel like cold, stinging buckets of rain because that’s the feeling he walks around with 24 hours a day.
Trump also attempted to explain to reporters why he dislikes Newsom and why he sent National Guards into the city of LA, but there was a problem with what he said, and that problem is that he doesn’t know how to speak:
“I don’t know”
“It’s”
“I think”
“Just a political philosophy…”
Someone get this man a translator! So no, Governor Newsom can undoubtedly take care of himself. You know who can’t take care of themselves? Donald Trump. He is starting to look a bit long in the tooth. Wouldn’t you agree? His whiskers are getting more prominent. He looks tired. And his face is starting to resemble one of the McDonald’s cheeseburgers he loves so much. Donnie’s not having fun, and that fact could not be more obvious.
