Donald Trump has embarrassingly senile moment during inauguration

Heโs barely sworn in, and already Donald Trump is causing ripples of controversy all over the news, television, and social media. Thatโs because, as he was sworn in, the idiot did not put his hand on the Bible. Who does that, I ask you?
Every president who has been sworn in knows enough to place their hand on the Bible, not Donald Trump. Iโd like to say itโs because Donald Trump is a bloody psychopath who hates the Bible, but in reality? In reality, my dear friends? I think the moron just forgot to do it.
I think heโs so stupid, lackadaisical, and idiotic that he didnโt even know how to do it. That is what I believe, and nobody could convince me differently. So yes, the rancid stench of Donald Trump snubbing the Bible, the Bible that he artificially claims to love, went viral, obscuring the sickening and morose shitshow that was his inauguration ceremony.
Can’t the man do anything right? The answer to that question, my friends, is no he can’t. One would THINK that SOMEONE in his inner circle of morons would have told him. But perhaps they thought that MAYBE — just maybe, the fool had enough brain power left to remember to do that. If they did think that , they were woefully wrong.
And now everybody knows what an idiot the new president is. Of course, they knew that before, and it didnโt stop many of them from voting for him. But youโve gotta love it. The man canโt even generate good publicity on inauguration day!
And lest you think I am exaggerating, all you really have to do is google Donald Trump. This Bible fiasco is the first thing that comes up. After all, itโs not sure every day that we see an incoming president stupid enough, dopey enough, and pathetic enough to forget to put his orange hand on the Bible, I think I speak for everyone when I say what a fool.