Donald Trump has bizarre “BEST EVER” meltdown as everything falls apart around him

In just three weeks Donald Trump has broken the US economy, broken US relations with the world, and broken several vital government agencies. Trump has also broken himself, appearing listless and confused while Elon Musk held an Oval Office press conference over his shoulder.
But even as everything falls apart, Trump seems to be very proud of the mess he’s made. He posted this surreal exclamation point-filled all caps meltdown on social media: “THREE GREAT WEEKS, PERHAPS THE BEST EVER, BUT TODAY IS THE BIG ONE: RECIPROCAL TARIFFS!!! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!”
Yeah sure, Donnie, that’s it. Tariffs were a massive failure, so now we’re going with reciprocal tariffs โ which are just tariffs. Also, “reciprocal” is a word that Trump couldn’t possibly know how to use or spell. So who’s writing this stuff for him while he watches reruns of My Mother The Car and thinks it’s a documentary.