Donald Trump can’t even speak

“Suppose they let the water flow. They didnโt let the water flow.” These brilliant and Shakespearean words come from the mouth of a cheeseburger gulping president, referring to the California wildfires, which Trump has decided to “speak” about.
Trump seems to think he knows why these fires started. Itโs because they didnโt let the water flow. What? Huh? This was the response from millions of people who were befuddled by the stunning fact that we have an effing moron as a president.
And now we find out that he sucks at geography as well. Does Trump REALLY not know that water is not a daily occurrence in California? Does he not know that the friendly skies donโt pour forth water daily? Does Donald Trump know what the word “drought” means?
Does Donald Trump know what the phrase drought means? Yes, this is an important enough question to ask twice. Donald Trump seems to have lost the ability to put together a coherent sentence, something he always sucked at but that seems to be getting worse for him.
So let’s break down these stunningly profound and philosophical words together. Exactly who did not let the water flow? Who is this mysterious person or group hiding water on the West Coast in California, refusing to let it flow?
Who is this person, I ask, who outsmarted EVERYBODY and stole all the water? A thief has come and kidnapped all the water, perhaps taking it to Donald Trumpโs bathroom, where of course heโs kept just about everything else, including golden toilets and classified documents, so why not more water?
The gibberish that comes out of Donald Trump’s mouth reflects WHY education does not work if the student doesn’t have a brain. I wish we had a mandatory law that that fuzzy orange navels who cannot string two sentences together could not be president, but since we donโt, weโll have to make do with statements like this.
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