“Disgustingly dissolves in your mouth!” – Donald Trump goes off the deep end at Mar-a-Lago

Donald Trump’s presidency is already a disaster, with grocery prices skyrocketing, his approval rating plummeting, airplanes falling out of the sky, and Elon Musk causing so much corrupt trouble that the courts are already shutting him down. So what’s Trump focused on? Let’s just say he’s grasping at straws.
Trump has issued an executive order declaring that plastic straws are back, And he seems to think that’s really going to be a thing. Trump is also throwing a fit about how a paper straw “disgustingly dissolves in your mouth!!!”
Regardless of your position on this issue, we can all agree that it’s not among the hundred most important things that the President of the United States should be focused on right now. But that’s the problem. Even as Musk and other henchmen run the country into the ground, Trump just sits there at Mar-a-Lago and rants about straws.