Comatose Donald Trump can’t even keep his eyes open
Is it TOO MUCH to ask that we have a President who can keep his eyes open during meeting time? Why yes, I suppose that it is. So the plane touched down in Saudi Arabia. Out of said plane walked—or rather WADDLED—our President. Some stragglers were with him, including Pete Hegseth and Marco Rubio.
Oh my! What was it like there in the EVENING? Anyway, a special ceremony was held to welcome our lying, manipulative, trash-heap of a president. There was, however, a problem. There was a potential news story mischievously hovering over the proceedings, and it was not a GOOD story for Mr. Trump.
“Danger, Danger.” That problem was: Zzzzzzzz…… Oh dear. SOMEONE’S eyelids were looking a bit — droopy. Zzzzzz…….
At one point, the disheveled-looking mustard man could be seen “jolting himself awake.” I hope the poor baby wasn’t having a NIGHTMARE or anything! Zzzzzzz….
All this while the ceremony led by Mohammed bin Salman, murderer of Jamal Khashoggi, went on. What a group THIS was! What do you think? Was Trump having sweet dreams? “What an embarrassment!!” “If Joe Biden had done this…”
Allow me to complete that sentence. If Biden had done this, there would be mournful violins playing as the news would be blasted from the halls of CNN to Fox greenrooms. But that is not all. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent ALSO appeared to go in for a doze while TRUMP was speaking.
It’s a group of sleepyheads! “What is WRONG them all?” “This entire trip has been nothing but an embarrassment.” Perhaps Trump was dreaming of his Qatar plane or the whole of America cheering for him and loving him. We know THAT would be just a dream. The Trump team needs to get together. Do they all have Narcolepsy or something? Sip an energy drink! At least pretend to act like you’re having a good time. And please—PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE—no snoring.
