Bring it on…

This is one of the most bizarre stories Iโve ever written about politics, but you heard it here first. So the story involves not one but two of the biggest scum sucking assholes in society. But contrary to what you might think, itโs quite the amusing story; itโs a soap opera in and of itself.
Steve Bannon and Elon Musk. As you know, these two have a lot in common. Screwing people over, lying, cussing, kissing up to Donald Trump’s sleaziness, I mean, the list really is endless.
But for some reason, the two men have never gotten along. Perhaps itโs because they are mirror images of each other. Seriously, I would not be surprised if when one of these idiots looks in the mirror, the other one was happily smiling back.
But now it appears one of them has reached their limit! They are pissed off, my friends, and theyโre not going to take it anymore. Steve Bannon wants to debate Elon Musk at CPAC. Bannon appears jealous and insecure about musk, or at least thatโs how this writer perceives it.
Bannon has not stopped the resentment since Musk got into Trump’s good graces, so yes, on his podcast the other day, he appeared ready, willing, and able to have the big debate. Bring it on, he exclaimed! I am here for it, Bannon yelled.
Frankly, I donโt think it will happen, but it would be hilarious if it did. In this corner, we have Steve Bannon, a man who can barely string two sentences together, a liar, idiot and a scammer.
And In this corner, we have Elon Musk! Elon Musk sailing like a mad pirate across the country, making babies in every port! Elon, a man who doesnโt understand he’s not the President! So one supposes it might be fun for us to view. Perhaps we could make some Mojitos, kick back and watch the two destroy each other. There are worse things in life to do. But the problem is unfortunately, both of them are such creepers that thereโs nobody for us normal folks to root for.