Urine trouble: Donald Trump will never live down having Russian hookers pee on him

There are a number serious scandals at play tonight for Donald Trump, some of which may lead to anything from a crippled administration to impeachment to imprisonment. After all, British intelligence is accusing Trump of having committed various treasonous crimes, including giving Ukraine to Russia in exchange for hacking the election in his favor. But of all the secrets to leak out tonight, the one that Trump will never live down is the part where he (allegedly) had Russian prostitutes urinate on him.

I certainly couldn’t care less what Donald Trump does with hookers. There are so many larger and more dangerous political issues surrounding him. I don’t even want to think about his sex life, much less write about it. And this is far from the first time he’s been accused of cheating on his wives. But sex scandals are always what stick to politicians, particularly when it can be established that the sex led to politically relevant malfeasance – and especially when the sex is weird or creepy.

From a practical standpoint, it shows a stunning lack of judgment that Trump would use Russian prostitutes in a Moscow hotel run by the Russian government, at a time when he was negotiating business with the Russian government, and not figure out that he was probably being set up by that government. If this particular aspect of the report is proven true, it means he walked right into a blackmail trap just so he could get laid. But really, it’s the golden showers that he’ll never live down.

There are presumably plenty of Americans out there with a sex-urine fetish, and that’s their private business. But it’s different when you’re a politician. Half of voters already hate you, and the other half are just hoping they didn’t embarrass themselves when they picked you. And now you’re the guy who humiliated himself by getting caught up in something like this, turning you into a weird skeevy punchline. Neither side will ever let you live this down. Urine trouble, Donald Trump. Welcome to the harsh world of politics.

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  1. Neil Eddinger on February 4, 2017 at 12:23 pm

    Unfortunately, the public is so anesthetized that they wouldn’t care if Trump performed felatio on his pal Putin on live TV.

    • Gerald Keller on March 10, 2017 at 7:24 am

      I think Neil has it right! He could seriously do that and still get 25% – 30% approval rating. Although, I don’t think there is any way in hell he’s still there in 4 years. This is also why the first thing they tell you if you have a military clearance is: “Don’t do anything you can be blackmailed over!”.

      • Gail Me on May 2, 2017 at 3:51 am

        Unfortunately he became the president and this is an embaressment for our ‘always’great nation.

  2. nanci00 on May 3, 2017 at 11:34 pm

    Actually I read the report and took from it that he had the prostitutes PEE ON THE BED simply because it was the room and THE bed that Michelle and Barack slept on ONE night when they visited Moscow. He had another room booked for himself for the night probably and just is SO FILLED WITH HATE for Obama that he was willing to compromise himself and PAY a bunch of money to have hookers PEE ON A BED that OBAMA slept in long before Trump himself was even there. THIS IS A SICK SON OF A BITCH and we, as a country, are in DEEP DOO DOO which is much worse than a Golden Shower, with him running our country!

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